Flava-Flav finds true love with Big Rick

Wednesday May 28th, 2007:

Producers of the hit reality television show “Flavor of Love” announced Tuesday evening that there will not be a 4th season of the show. After 2 disappointing love matches in season 1 and 2, a pregnancy with involving a non-cast member, and a seemingly appropriate love match in the 3rd season, Flavor Flav (William Jonathan Drayton, Jr) has announced there is no need for the show to go on further. He told reporters late last evening that he has found love after all, with bodyguard, and long time friend Big Rick.

The two met in 2004 in Las Vegas at a shoot for “Strange Love”, and there was an instant connection. Flav was vague on details, but when asked why the sudden shift, he claimed, “Ain’t no one gonna understand me like Big Rick can. Yeeeeeeeaaaah, Booooooooy”. Big Rick has yet to comment.